Remembered from my head, years ago in NYC, maybe 2011? A chat between a British gay man and his best New York girl friend.
B: “Promise me if you ever meet my brother, you’ll never be attracted to him. I don’t think I could bear the thought of him having you. I would be green with envy!”
E: “HAHAHAHA, Oh never…Question for you. Have you always known you were gay? When do you think you realized?”
B: “Like (in a horribly imitated New York accent) would I ever touch your vagina? (back to British accent) God no! Bless your heart, I’ve never and would never!”
E: “So how did you know?”
B: “I remember going to school after Saved by the Bell aired and everyone at school was talking about how pretty Kelly was and absolutely loving her. I was so afraid to tell everyone that I couldn’t stand to look at her. I loved Zach and was so mad at Kelly. I couldn’t figure out why. It’s like I’m a pure bred (said in a perfect British accent with the highest air of superiority). I hate (back to New York accent) pussy!”